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A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on.

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Posted by thegreatmorph - March 12th, 2008


What I did thar?

Do you see


Posted by thegreatmorph - February 28th, 2008


Well this comes as quite a shock and very unsettling to me.

I think checking them out would be very ncie of you.

comments welcomed.

So, you've never heard any of my music.


Posted by thegreatmorph - February 12th, 2008


I disagree.


Posted by thegreatmorph - August 25th, 2007


Let's go to bed.


Posted by thegreatmorph - August 1st, 2007


Well, This is new so I might as well fill it. I usually wouldn't but because I just got banned from the forums, I have nothing else to do with my time. Yes, I know what you're thinking, and I agree with you. This is just one gargantuan waste of time. And to be honest, I'm not trying to cover that up at all, I'm just trying to kill some time until me 17 hours are up and I can post again.

Therefore, if you're still reading, you'll have taken an interest in what I might decide to say next. Which, will not be interesting as you should have figured out in the first paragraph. Hopefully thought, if anyone still is reading they'll discover how much I like to test how long I can talk about random nothings, such as this nothing right now. Which, if I do say so myself, is a rather big nothing. Nothing else I've ever written has actually contained much less sense than this piece of crap I'm writing this very instant.

If you're not bored by now, I commend you on your own personal boredom, as nothing else would possibly keep you here reading this, apart from interest, which cannot be true. There is nothing interesting here. And it shows by the way that topics keep popping up again and again. Such as the 'This Is Not Interesting' topic. And of course, the 'Why Are You Still Here' topic.

'But...' I hear you say, 'Why bother writing this then?' Well the answer is simple. My goal is to make sure nobody ever finishes what I am writing. 'That's easy.' I hear you say again. Well not entirely, no. Simply because if you've reached this far then you yourself are still reading, and I'll have to get YOU to stop reading. Which isn't easy if you've already read for this long. So I'll talk about something Newgrounders will not like whatsoever.

Wooden Flooring.

My wooden flooring is quite bland to be honest, as it's a bit old and not put together very well, because my dad has no idea what he's doing and refuses to pay for a professional to come and do it properly. It has many marking on it, some of which I have engraved because I have been bored, such as times like now.

FUCK IT. I cba writing anymore. If you read all of this, congratulations you wasted a few minutes of your life. You could have been waking or something instead. I know I would have stopped half way through this shit thingy and started wanking. But my hands were preocupied with typing.